On Fri, 5 Nov 2021, 1:58 am Paulie wrote:
Dear Alise.
I hope this message meets you well. Thank you for connecting with me on LinkedIn, it’s a pleasure. I’m full of admiration and attracted to your pix and profile on LinkedIn, at a first glance.. Though LinkedIn is not a dating site, this is one chance I’m more than willing to take … For me it’s better to try and fail than to give up and never know if you could have succeeded. You are really looking so gorgeous to me and I couldn’t resist this action that I’m taking now.
My name is Paul Richard, I’m Scottish, living in London, UK. An architectural engineer by profession; I’m self-employed (I am a freelancer with my small firm to go with) and I’m doing great. My work covers the areas of sequential process of conceptualization, designing and detailing of a built environment like residences, offices, hotels, hospitals, tunnels, bunkers, rigs, dams etc. thus involving the application of engineering, principles and technology to the design and construction … by concerning myself to all details about the building for eg. The mechanical aspect, electrical and lighting systems.. Construction management, methods and general maintenance of engineering installation and equipment and many more.
I’m single and seriously in search of a life partner … life is too short to spend in loneliness.. I hope we can get to know each other on a personal level; I’m in search of my soul mate.. Please get back to me so that I can tell you more about myself … my fancy. Hope you have a blessed day, as I hope to read from you ASAP.
Best Regards,
Paul.
Analysis
What a charmer who is (almost) definitely not a real person. I’ve received a normal (?) amount of spam emails in my time, but never one on LinkedIn. Normally they have a way creepier vibe, are trying to sell you magic pills, or you get to the end and they ruin the punchline early by asking you for money. Not my Paulie. There’s so much vague, nonsensical detail and the casual throwaway “… my fancy”. I’m hooked. I ready for you Paulie, let’s fall in love.