On Nov 28, 2021, 5:56 PM Alise wrote:
Sweatie Paul,
Wow. That is a beautiful poem. Did you write that yourself? You’re so talented. I can’t believe how lucky I am to have had to had have found me. So lucky.
I love elephants. Elephants are the largest existing land animals. Three living species are currently recognised: the African bush elephant, the African forest elephant, and the Asian elephant. They are an informal grouping within the proboscidean family Elephantidae.
I am ready to be your elephant. No ants allowed hahahahahhahahahahaha. I think I’m not to shy to say to you that I’ve turned down a few dates with other men since you and I started this, because you’ve stolen my heart and I want to be all yours.
Yes I’m very lucky to have my special aunty in my life. I’m quite upset because she just got covid and has a respiratory condition. She’s not doing well 🙁 It breaks my heart, Paulie. I’m her only niece/nephew and she doesn’t have children so I’m the only one to care for her.
How long will you be in Iraq? Will you be able to return home now that the new strain of the virus is flying around?
Care for you strongly,
Alice
Now I’m getting extra nervous that I’m stringing a real life guy along so I’m dropping a few more threads for him to pull at. If he is genuine, surely he’ll pick up that my name isn’t Alice. If he’s a scammer, surely he’ll bounce on the ‘sick rich beloved aunt’ carrot I’m dangling in front of him. Come on Paulie, you can do it.