On Feb 10, 2022, 9:37 PM Alise wrote:
Paulie Pie,
Please forgive my late reply, I’ve been in and out of hospital lol. I’m so glad you’re feeling better, I’ve been worried about you! What are you doing right now? Send me a photo.
You can call me Alise, or Alisey Pie, or maybe even your Special Girlfriend if you like.
I’m so sorry, I don’t have WhatsApp. My phone doesn’t have enough space to install it and my stupid mum won’t let me get a new one. She’s so mean.
Miss you. Tell me about your week.
Forever yours,
Alisey Pie
Notes
The relationship hasn’t been fulfilling lately and I’m still upset that he ghosted me, so I thought I’d be cold and leave him on Seen for a while. Also I just straight up forgot to reply. OOPS. I think I covered my tracks well.
He’s really pushing for WhatsApp (which I won’t do) and now is pressing for an excuse. Sorry for throwing you under the bus, mum: you’re not mean or stupid. I think I just built a narrative with an ambiguous dependency on my mum. He still hasn’t asked me how old I am…